thizz iz ur gurll bonquishacherice.

noobjake:

Oh god

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

15,087 plays

harryspussycat:

Tell Me A Lie- One Direction (sped up)

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

How To Say Tumblr

ratherdielaughing:

How to say Tumblr like an Australian.

STEP ONE

Tum

STEP TWO

BLARH

How to say Tumblr like an American.

STEP ONE

Tum

STEP TWO

Bler

How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.

STEP ONE

Tamb

STEP TWO

ler

How to say Tumblr in Chinese.

STEP ONE

Ching

STEP TWO

Chong

How to say Tumblr in British.

STEP ONE

TUM

STEP TWO

BLAH

How to say Tumblr in Russia.

STEP ONE

TUM

STEP TWO

VLERRRR

How to say Tumblr if homosexual.

STEP ONE

TUM

STEP TWO

TIDDLY-TOODLE-KINS

tiddly toodle kins

eyadbakry:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH THISSSSS

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

When someone changes their URL and icon at the same time.

thatfunnyblog:

i know what u are

ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight

say it

a blogger